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Jeeto: Why have you
increased the speed of the car? Santa: Break has failed. We
should reach home before accident.
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jat
was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die?
Your death ruined my life." Banta: For whom do you mourn so
deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? Santa: My
wife’s first husband.
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Do u know what`s A B C D E
F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl. Now reverse the
order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls
Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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Drunken saddar points
towards sky and asks drunken Banta; Is it sun or moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am also new to the
town.
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School Teacher: What is
common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?
Pappu: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!
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saddar
to Lawyer: What is your
fee? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions. Banta: Isn't it too
high? Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
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sadder
: Why are you heating the
knife? Banta: To do suicide. Santa: But why are you heating
it? Banta: To prevent infection.
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Indian PM: We are sending
Indians to the moon next year! US President: Wow! How many?
Indian PM: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports
Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs &
1 Astronaut.
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sadder
got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took
the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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sadder
has to sell his dog.
Banta wants to buy it. Banta: Is this dog faithful? Santa:
Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful,
every time it returned to me.
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Yoga teacher to a woman:
Does yoga has any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an Amazing Funny Effect! Now he drinks the whole
bottle standing upside down over his head.
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saddar
: Why do God stay up in
heaven? Banta: Because they are afraid of what they have
created!
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Galileo used 2 study in
smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh
nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?
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Ek conductor ki shadi ho
rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo
bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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How True.. .A cigarette
shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4
minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
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True bravery is 2 arrive
home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife
waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi
ho?
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Well, they do say
opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody
who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud
Day!
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Two frinds,who hadn't seen
each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.
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Raamnavami aanewali hai,
isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti
mein lagaana chahtey hain. So... aapke pados mein in mein se
koi ho to bataao.
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Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil
Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna
Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil
Gaya!
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A women's prayer: Dear
Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to
forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I
pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!
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Dog is truly a man's best
friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your
dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see
you?
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Aunty, mummy ne chini
mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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Why women live a better,
longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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There's no Special reason
for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur
busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U!
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What makes some people
dearer is not just the happiness that u feel when u meet
them but the pain u feel when u miss them. Miss U!
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What makes some people
dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you
meet them; but it's the pain you feel when you miss them...
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It's nice feeling when you
know that someone loves you, someone misses you, someone
needs you, but it feels much better when you know that
someone never forgets you.
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There are 2 types of
enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being
with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories.
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Have you seen my smile
because the last time I wore it was when I was with you.
Miss U.
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Missing someone gets
easier everyday, coz even though it's one day further from
the last time u saw each other, it is one day closer to the
next time u'll.
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Nobody is right till
somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is
strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is
lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!
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Memories sometimes behave
in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd &
when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.
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Relationship is like a
Violin, music may stop now & then, but strings are attached
forever. So if u b in touch or not, u r always remembered.
Miss U!
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Changes in life are good,
but see to that changes don't take you far away from the
people who love and care you...including myself. Missing U!
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My heart problem has
reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are
only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me! Missing U!
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Aap pe kurbaan hmari Yaari
hai, hanske mar jaane ki Tayyari hai,
Yeh silsila na khatam ho humaari Dosti ka, humne to yaad kar
liya ab aapki Baari hai. 6
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Rishta banaya hai to
nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.
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Zindagi... Cigarette ki
tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai,
khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day!
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Khwaish aisi karo ki
aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
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Jahan ki gurbat me sukun
nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.
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Wo yaron ki mehfil wo
muskrate pal,
Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal
Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,
Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me.
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Apne gamo ki yu numaish na
kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!
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Har khomoshi mein ek baat
hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad
hoti hai.
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Dosti ki mahek ishq se kam
nahi hoti,
Ishq pe hi zindgi khatm nahi hoti,
Agar sath ho zindgi men achche dosto ka,
Zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
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Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein
Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulakat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.
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Rabb kare sade yaar
muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde
rehan.
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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi
karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte...
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya
jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS
kiya karo.
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Aap khubsurat hain itne,
ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai, hum nacheez
to kahan kisi ke kaabil, aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai.
Good Morning.
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Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu
suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
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Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal
ek adab ka mukaam hai,
teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad
mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa
rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
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Na moh na maya hai; Aalas
tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k
liye nahi banaya hai.
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Yaad hum bhi aapko karte
hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane
par yaad karte hai.
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Raaz dil ka dil mein
chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte
hai muskurate hai woh.
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Zindagi de 4 din hass khed
k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.
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Kise-kise mutiyar de hai
sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.
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Asin jitte bazi tan
mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton KÖHINÖÖR ho gaye.
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Raaz dil ka dil mein
chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.
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When love is your greatest
weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world.
-Garman Wold
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The reduction of the
universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being
even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo
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If you have it [love], you
don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it
doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie
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The only thing we never
get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give
enough of is love. -Henry Miller
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Trouble is a part of your
life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person
that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah
Shore
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To love someone deeply
gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you
courage. -Lao Tzu
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You will find as you look
back upon your life that the moments when you have truly
lived, are the moments when you have done things in the
spirit of love. -Henry Drummond
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Joy is the experience of
knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that
nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression,
war, or even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen
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Love is broad; if you love
someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is
narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one
matters. -A. Braxton
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It isn't possible to love
and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it,
but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience
that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester
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Just as the wind dances in
my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun
blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me
across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv
fill my life
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We waste time looking for
the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
-Tom Robbins
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Zindagi de 4 din hass khed
k katt lo,
Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da... Enjoy!
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Moor ker na dekh mujhe,
yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.
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Dil ke dard ko dil todne
waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane,
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
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Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
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Har khushi teri taraf mod
doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
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Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati
rahegi.
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Har daag, daag nahi hota,
har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi
pyar nahi hota.
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Tere naal dosti akhri sah
tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.
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AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na
pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale
truck de aaun di.
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Yaad teri wich saanu chain
koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat
SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.
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Yaran de sache pyar nu
yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.
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Meri ankho ko sapne fir
dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya
ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.
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